henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

So i think i might actually like this one guy. Which sucks. Because he told me he’s in love with my cousin. And I’m absolutely no competition. She has the perfect ass, huge tits, the flattest stomach, and just ugh. Fuck me.

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incomparablyme:

Dylan O’Brien on New Girl

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captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

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got new wall stickers.

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jenntorro:

hiccup-theuseless:

idktacobell:

what if you refresh the page and

WTF NO SHUTUP

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#basically every fangirl ever

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epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife